Rotquart is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, prudent cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Rotquart created Asia nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Rotquart, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rotquart, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Rotquart's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Rotquart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Rotquart's name in vain.

2. Do not wear lead on your body.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.