Migflatzakbot is a god.

He takes the form of a small, kind dog.

Migflatzakbot created the Virgo Supercluster five million years ago.

If you believe in Migflatzakbot, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Migflatzakbot, he will manifest in front of you.

Migflatzakbot's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Migflatzakbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into fawn rooms.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.