Rantabhiv is a god.
He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, charitable
wyrm.
Rantabhiv created the Large Magellanic Cloud five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Rantabhiv, he will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Rantabhiv, he will send four elephants to rub you out.
Rantabhiv's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.
Rantabhiv's Holy Commandments1. Always pray immersed in water.
2. Hide from gray aardvarks for they are unholy.
3. Do not kill pigs.
4. Never eat bark.
5. Do not shave your face.