Higcanflag is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, slow crane.

Higcanflag created parasitic wasps seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Higcanflag, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Higcanflag, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Higcanflag's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Higcanflag's Holy Commandments

1. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not dye your hair green.

3. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Higcanflag in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not kill sheep.

5. Never talk about fire.