Vadgidhud is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, awesome ferret.

Vadgidhud created an electron two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vadgidhud, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vadgidhud, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Vadgidhud's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Vadgidhud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep four aardvarks in a large pit.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. You must pray to Vadgidhud six times a day.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.