Vadgidhud is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely small, awesome
ferret.
Vadgidhud created an electron two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Vadgidhud, it will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Vadgidhud, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.
Vadgidhud's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.
Vadgidhud's Holy Commandments1. Do not keep four aardvarks in a large pit.
2. Do not drink alcohol.
3. You must pray to Vadgidhud six times a day.
4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.