Gedmobbafwad Cipfunrul Hinfatflag is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, narcissistic toad.

Gedmobbafwad Cipfunrul Hinfatflag created gold nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gedmobbafwad Cipfunrul Hinfatflag, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gedmobbafwad Cipfunrul Hinfatflag, it will turn you into a mole.

Gedmobbafwad Cipfunrul Hinfatflag's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Gedmobbafwad Cipfunrul Hinfatflag's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gedmobbafwad Cipfunrul Hinfatflag.

2. Never think about fluid mechanics near mites while wearing gray coats and balancing five titanium spheres on your back.

3. You must love Gedmobbafwad Cipfunrul Hinfatflag.

4. Never hop near sheep.

5. Never think about black holes.