Gompopbut is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, resourceful penguin.

Gompopbut created the Sombrero Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Gompopbut, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gompopbut, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Gompopbut's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Gompopbut's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not eat garlic.