Batladtag is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, fast warg.

Batladtag created a top quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Batladtag, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Batladtag, she will remove you from existence.

Batladtag's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Batladtag's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.

2. Do not dye your hair black.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never paint your head blue.

5. Never talk about ultrasonics near birds while wearing magenta dresses.