Hunrilbet is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, fussy hummingbird.

Hunrilbet created dark matter nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hunrilbet, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hunrilbet, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Hunrilbet's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Hunrilbet's Holy Commandments

1. Always help foxes.

2. Never talk about eukaryotes.

3. Never talk about dark matter near moths while wearing brown skirts.

4. Do not hurt monkeys.

5. Do not speak about aubergines.