Nakranpit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, thoughtless otter.

Nakranpit created time and space six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nakranpit, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nakranpit, she will send minions to preach to you.

Nakranpit's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Nakranpit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill aardvarks.

2. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.