Hunbonkbig is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, kind swan.

Hunbonkbig created the planet Mars eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Hunbonkbig, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hunbonkbig, it will curse you with boils.

Hunbonkbig's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Hunbonkbig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Hunbonkbig in the centre of the settlement.

2. Retreat if five snakes approach from the east.

3. Never wear blue coats.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never feed apples to tortoises while wearing jumpers.