Bitflowcinbus is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, happy dog.

Bitflowcinbus created the planet Earth five million years ago.

If you believe in Bitflowcinbus, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bitflowcinbus, he will turn you into a frog.

Bitflowcinbus' most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Bitflowcinbus' Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never talk about monkeys.

5. Never write about black holes.