Flantamrakzed is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, impressive camel.

Flantamrakzed created parasitic wasps four years ago.

If you believe in Flantamrakzed, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Flantamrakzed, she will torture you forever.

Flantamrakzed's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Flantamrakzed's Holy Commandments

1. Flantamrakzed loves manatees, so they must be honoured.

2. Hide if four snakes approach from the south.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Flantamrakzed must be the most important thing in your life.