Yok is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, blissful wasp.

Yok created the Virgo Supercluster three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yok, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Yok, he will turn you into a worm.

Yok's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Yok's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear jumpers.

2. Never write about dwarf planets.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never feed lots of apples to bats while wearing mauve shorts.