Cipnignan is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, blissful dingo.

Cipnignan created the Sunflower Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cipnignan, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cipnignan, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Cipnignan's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Cipnignan's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured horses.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never sprint in the presence of great tits.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.