Sinbinlisthubgarpangfoncid is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, wise guinea pig.

Sinbinlisthubgarpangfoncid created Africa seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Sinbinlisthubgarpangfoncid, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sinbinlisthubgarpangfoncid, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Sinbinlisthubgarpangfoncid's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Sinbinlisthubgarpangfoncid's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Sinbinlisthubgarpangfoncid.

4. Never think about dwarf planets.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.