Himdutnur Bonhinfatjabhotdavjigbum is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, grumpy lion.

Himdutnur Bonhinfatjabhotdavjigbum created the planet Venus two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Himdutnur Bonhinfatjabhotdavjigbum, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Himdutnur Bonhinfatjabhotdavjigbum, he will destroy your home solar system.

Himdutnur Bonhinfatjabhotdavjigbum's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Himdutnur Bonhinfatjabhotdavjigbum's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Himdutnur Bonhinfatjabhotdavjigbum.

2. Himdutnur Bonhinfatjabhotdavjigbum loves badgers, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

5. You must pray to Himdutnur Bonhinfatjabhotdavjigbum six times a day.