Nanveenmob is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, kind human.

Nanveenmob created carbon nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Nanveenmob, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nanveenmob, it will not care at all.

Nanveenmob's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Nanveenmob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.

3. Never feed strawberries to snails while wearing purple shorts.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not drink water in red rooms.