Daghubfidfobgepnilkar is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, narcissistic wombat.

Daghubfidfobgepnilkar created Asia eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Daghubfidfobgepnilkar, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Daghubfidfobgepnilkar, she will turn you into a puffin.

Daghubfidfobgepnilkar's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Daghubfidfobgepnilkar's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. You must love Daghubfidfobgepnilkar.

5. Do not jump in public.