Pakpodbop is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, awe-inspiring bird.

Pakpodbop created Mount Everest seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pakpodbop, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Pakpodbop, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Pakpodbop's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Pakpodbop's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pakpodbop.

2. Never eat carrots.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never mention eagles.

5. Never write about gravity.