Mitvabcem is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, kind deer.

Mitvabcem created humankind eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mitvabcem, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Mitvabcem, it will turn you into a mole.

Mitvabcem's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Mitvabcem's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Retreat if nine sheep approach from the east.

3. Do not dye your hair gray.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.