Gessboptarp is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, boastful horse.

Gessboptarp created the universe three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gessboptarp, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gessboptarp, it will be very unhappy.

Gessboptarp's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Gessboptarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear platinum on your body.

2. Hide if five ducks approach from the south.

3. Retreat if seven tapirs approach from the east.

4. Do not speak about rice.

5. Never think about gravity.