Zigvagnullgam Febdossjinwip is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, fussy bird.

Zigvagnullgam Febdossjinwip created the Andromeda Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zigvagnullgam Febdossjinwip, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Zigvagnullgam Febdossjinwip, she will destroy your home planet.

Zigvagnullgam Febdossjinwip's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Zigvagnullgam Febdossjinwip's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.