Batstrag is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, quiet centipede.

Batstrag created the Sombrero Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Batstrag, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Batstrag, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Batstrag's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Batstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.

2. Batstrag must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not hurt monkeys.

5. Run away from mauve aardvarks, for they are unholy.