Teennull is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, irritating lion.

Teennull created an atom six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Teennull, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Teennull, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Teennull's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Teennull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Feed all hungry moths.

4. Erect a giant red sculpture of Teennull in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never look in ponds.