Sandvabkapjiptenmumwit is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, unsympathetic dragon.

Sandvabkapjiptenmumwit created a down quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sandvabkapjiptenmumwit, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sandvabkapjiptenmumwit, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Sandvabkapjiptenmumwit's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Sandvabkapjiptenmumwit's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight dogs approach from the east.

2. Erect five silicon sculptures of Sandvabkapjiptenmumwit on top of important buildings.

3. Do not speak about cherries.

4. Sandvabkapjiptenmumwit loves swans, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not wear pink clothing.