Nutttiklist is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, unfair camel.

Nutttiklist created dark matter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nutttiklist, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nutttiklist, she will curse you with boils.

Nutttiklist's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Nutttiklist's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always help dogs.