Pagyogdimzaksis Nelldossgad is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, uncaring centaur.

Pagyogdimzaksis Nelldossgad created parasitic wasps eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pagyogdimzaksis Nelldossgad, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Pagyogdimzaksis Nelldossgad, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Pagyogdimzaksis Nelldossgad's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Pagyogdimzaksis Nelldossgad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about tomatoes.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Pagyogdimzaksis Nelldossgad.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.