Tippadhud is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, resourceful skunk.

Tippadhud created dark energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Tippadhud, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tippadhud, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Tippadhud's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Tippadhud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.

3. You must love Tippadhud.

4. Never wear fawn scarves.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.