Flowbedstip is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, prudent narwhal.

Flowbedstip created the planet Earth five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flowbedstip, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Flowbedstip, he will turn you into a puffin.

Flowbedstip's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Flowbedstip's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Flowbedstip on top of all buildings.

4. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flowbedstip.