Yartquamleg Cimzagfumduttipquillcab is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, conceited lion.

Yartquamleg Cimzagfumduttipquillcab created oxygen two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yartquamleg Cimzagfumduttipquillcab, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yartquamleg Cimzagfumduttipquillcab, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Yartquamleg Cimzagfumduttipquillcab's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Yartquamleg Cimzagfumduttipquillcab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt goats.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Pray towards the north.