Wipboppid is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, calm faun.

Wipboppid created the solar system five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wipboppid, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wipboppid, he will turn you into a slug.

Wipboppid's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Wipboppid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt manatees.

2. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

3. Do not keep four turtles in a large pit.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Never play with disobedient children.