Tailligbon is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, emotional aardvark.

Tailligbon created gold six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tailligbon, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tailligbon, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tailligbon's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Tailligbon's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tailligbon.

2. Run away if three mice approach from the west.

3. Mites are not to be trusted.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Fast once a month.
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