Ontzogab is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, witless dragonfly.

Ontzogab created the Milkyway five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ontzogab, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Ontzogab, he will turn you into a puffin.

Ontzogab's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Ontzogab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about otters.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not wear pink clothing.

4. Never hop near moths.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.