Capzenhon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, bad-tempered meerkat.

Capzenhon created the Black Eye Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Capzenhon, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Capzenhon, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Capzenhon's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Capzenhon's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat aubergines.

2. Never wear dresses.

3. Never sprint in holy places.

4. Feed all hungry birds.

5. Never paint your face mauve.
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