Gov is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unjust goblin.

Gov created bats eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Gov, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gov, he will turn you into a puffin.

Gov's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Gov's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Run away if seven otters approach from the west.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics near sheep while wearing white shoes and balancing five silicon spheres on your neck.