Tonkfitdud is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, contented jackal.

Tonkfitdud created humanity eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonkfitdud, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tonkfitdud, he will refuse to believe in you.

Tonkfitdud's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Tonkfitdud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear platinum on your body.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

3. Do not eat aubergines.

4. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never talk about amino acids.
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