Wigbotben is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, merciful fox.

Wigbotben created snails three million years ago.

If you believe in Wigbotben, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wigbotben, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Wigbotben's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Wigbotben's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always help sick badgers.

3. Do not hop in public.

4. Run away if four birds approach from the north.

5. Always treat mice with great respect.