Cadhasdod is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, omniscient faun.

Cadhasdod created dark matter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cadhasdod, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cadhasdod, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Cadhasdod's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Cadhasdod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat onions.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.

3. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

4. Always wear magenta.

5. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.