Nuttappbogten Bograwbid is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, slow butterfly.

Nuttappbogten Bograwbid created matter four million years ago.

If you believe in Nuttappbogten Bograwbid, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nuttappbogten Bograwbid, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Nuttappbogten Bograwbid's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Nuttappbogten Bograwbid's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Nuttappbogten Bograwbid five times a day.

2. Never write about thermodynamics.

3. Worship no other gods but Nuttappbogten Bograwbid.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Learn nine new languages a year.