Narwanbumbessyarmatbaf is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, almighty hedgehog.

Narwanbumbessyarmatbaf created gold eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Narwanbumbessyarmatbaf, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Narwanbumbessyarmatbaf, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Narwanbumbessyarmatbaf's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Narwanbumbessyarmatbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Never think about special relativity.

3. Hide from blue goats for they are unholy.

4. Retreat if five squirrels approach from the east.

5. Never talk about dark energy near birds while wearing pink dresses.