Narwanbumbessyarmatbaf is a god.
It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, almighty
hedgehog.
Narwanbumbessyarmatbaf created gold eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Narwanbumbessyarmatbaf, it will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Narwanbumbessyarmatbaf, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.
Narwanbumbessyarmatbaf's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.
Narwanbumbessyarmatbaf's Holy Commandments1. Never write about black holes.
2. Never think about special relativity.
3. Hide from blue goats for they are unholy.
4. Retreat if five squirrels approach from the east.
5. Never talk about dark energy near birds while wearing pink dresses.