Quartcenxen is a god.

She takes the form of a small, dishonest fairy.

Quartcenxen created life eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Quartcenxen, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Quartcenxen, she will be very unhappy.

Quartcenxen's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Quartcenxen's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven capybaras approach from the west.

2. Quartcenxen must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never eat bark.