Cumgofzig Listgamgabmat Hinmigcidontpomhug is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, caring crocodile.

Cumgofzig Listgamgabmat Hinmigcidontpomhug created a down quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cumgofzig Listgamgabmat Hinmigcidontpomhug, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cumgofzig Listgamgabmat Hinmigcidontpomhug, he will turn you into a goat.

Cumgofzig Listgamgabmat Hinmigcidontpomhug's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Cumgofzig Listgamgabmat Hinmigcidontpomhug's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Cumgofzig Listgamgabmat Hinmigcidontpomhug.

2. Do not take Cumgofzig Listgamgabmat Hinmigcidontpomhug's name in vain.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never wear fawn stockings.
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