Miplogdav Yognarlgud is a god.
She takes the form of a very heavy, clever
wyrm.
Miplogdav Yognarlgud created a down quark two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Miplogdav Yognarlgud, she will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Miplogdav Yognarlgud, she will turn you into a worm.
Miplogdav Yognarlgud's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.
Miplogdav Yognarlgud's Holy Commandments1. Never jump in holy places.
2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.
3. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.
4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
5. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Miplogdav Yognarlgud on top of all buildings.