Cubdimwiphatnib Steryamvan is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, selfish mink.

Cubdimwiphatnib Steryamvan created the Andromeda Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cubdimwiphatnib Steryamvan, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cubdimwiphatnib Steryamvan, it will cry a lot.

Cubdimwiphatnib Steryamvan's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Cubdimwiphatnib Steryamvan's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed tomatoes to capybaras while wearing jumpers.

2. Snails are not to be trusted.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.