Megcimveg is a god.
She takes the form of a massive, self-assured
centipede.
Megcimveg created a Higgs boson nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Megcimveg, she will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Megcimveg, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.
Megcimveg's most sacred site is Brancion in France.
Megcimveg's Holy Commandments1. Do not skip in public.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
3. Erect nine gold sculptures of Megcimveg on top of important buildings.
4. You must never eat melons.
5. Retreat if three voles approach from the south.