Vidzanfas is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, moody dragonfly.

Vidzanfas created bats three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vidzanfas, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Vidzanfas, it will destroy your favourite star.

Vidzanfas' most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Vidzanfas' Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.