Xuckwitlam is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, fast whale.

Xuckwitlam created the Sunflower Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xuckwitlam, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Xuckwitlam, she will turn you into a dog.

Xuckwitlam's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Xuckwitlam's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Xuckwitlam's priests.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Worship no other gods but Xuckwitlam.

4. Always wear yellow.

5. Never sit in the presence of seals.