Dimgepfar is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, cheerful sheep.

Dimgepfar created the planet Saturn four years ago.

If you believe in Dimgepfar, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dimgepfar, he will be mildly annoyed.

Dimgepfar's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Dimgepfar's Holy Commandments

1. Dimgepfar loves sharks, so they must be respected.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Run away from white cats, for they are unholy.