Fossgombig is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, self-confident deer.

Fossgombig created oxygen two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fossgombig, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fossgombig, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Fossgombig's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Fossgombig's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Always obey Fossgombig's priests.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never go into gray rooms.

5. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.